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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a refrigerator and little children? Refrigerators don't scream and cry when I put my meat in it."

"During my school days I was living on baked beans. A house would probably have been a smarter option."

"The easiest way to confuse a woman is to give her a choice."

"I stole my friend's kidneys one night he'd be pissed, but he can't"

"My Dogs name is... My dogs name is Jesus because I am still waiting for him to come back"

"""Retweet! Retweet!"" yelled the German Commander as we invaded Normandy"

"What day do most mothers give birth? Labor day."

"If you play Titanic backwards it's about a guy who rises from the sea, bangs a ginger and tries to throw her over the railing of a boat."

"How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie into it"

"I really admire what Caitlyn Jenner did Took some balls"