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Joke of the Day

"what's the peak of bad luck to fall off a crashing plane on a sinking ship"

"(child accidentally being born in butcher shop) Shirtless mother: what should we name him? Father: um..*looks around room* a..bra...ham"

"Scooters are for men who want to ride motorcycles, but prefer to feel the wind on their vaginas."

"Girlfriends are expensive but so is my drug habit."

"Stand Up Comedy! (You add to other people's jokes in the comments) One guy comments about a joke below, and everybody else will add on to the joke or just relate to it in a comical way. Have fun !"

"What is Spock's Birth Control method Vulcanized Rubber"

"Why did the guitarist get arrested? He got caught fingering A minor."

"One night stands in hotel rooms just don't do it for me anymore. That's why I always ask for a bed with two night stands."

"Did you hear about the new transgender operation? It's called a strapadictomy"

"Just found this hillarious joke I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers."