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Joke of the Day
"My grocery list is just a piece of paper saying don't run into anyone you know"
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"What is a Muslims favourite video game? Goat simulator"
"Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway."
"NO MORE READING! Yesterday I was reading this article in the newspaper about all the danger of alcohol. It scared the crap out of me!!! So that's it - from this day forward, NO MORE READING!"
"I always try to hold the door open for women I see walk by, so we can talk and get to know each other. But none of them will get in my car."
"Its wrong that priests have to live a life of forced celibacy . They should get married and let celibacy come upon them the usual way."
"Which came first: the chicken or the egg? The rooster"
"Our FedEx guy keeps delivering diapers & formula but I didn't order any. And he cries when he holds the baby. Weird, huh?"
"Welcome to Cupcake Yoga! NomNomaste."
"Why do teenage girls hangout in odd-sized groups at Starbucks? Because they can't even."