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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between pile of dead babies and pile of sand? I don't eat sand."
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"It's raining cats and dogs... I hope I don't step in a Poodle!"
"I like my men like I like my laundry Clean and hung"
"GOVERNMENT VS. MAFIA Q: What's the difference between the government and the Mafia? A: One of them is organized."
"What's the difference between hanging with friends and jacking it on the toilet? One means you're taking a load off and shooting the shit, the other is taking a shit and shooting a load off."
"Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they...lactose... I'm sorry."
"A student brings a slingshot to algebra class and fires gum at the professor It was a weapon of math disruption."
"Americans are getting stronger Twenty years ago, it took two people to carry ten dollars worth of groceries. Today, a five-year-old can do it."
"I used to crush cans for a living, didn't like it though... It was soda pressing."
"I have no idea who invented ballet dancing but I'm willing to bet good money it was a guy trying to sneak back into bed after coming home pissed from a bar"