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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between pile of dead babies and pile of sand? I don't eat sand."
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"Everytime I play Monopoly I get this dad joke. http://imgur.com/bbMl41W"
"What will Kayne West's political leaning be if he runs for President? West wing"
"""That 'Hanglider' bird is a tough sonofabitch..."" ""... I had to shoot it 5 times before he let the man go"""
"I've gone unverified for 5,000 years. Why change now?"
"Rob a bank with a Nokia How would you rob a bank with a nokia? Walk in hold up a nokia, Robber: Get the fuck down i gotta nokia Lady: Holy shit hes got a nokia AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Something like that"
"Toilet humour isn't funny It's just crap."
"I am only drinking 2 beers tonight, but in dog beers."
"What do you call a migrant in space? illegal alien"
"Behind Every Successful man. Teacher: Behind every successful man there is a women what do we learn from this? Student: we should stop wasting time in studies and find a woman."