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Joke of the Day

"I was on my knees all night, screwing this nut from behind... ...when I woke up this morning, my hands were really sore."

"this is ironic apparently Joan of arc loved a good barbecue."

"just putting the facts out there 2 educate. personally know a guy who tried pot one time and he was mauled to death by a bear years later"

"They call me Big Dick But im average at best."

"UFC 207 Not the first time I've paid $60 for 48 seconds of disappointment"

"My friend asked me what my favorite calculator was... My friend asked me what my favorite calculator was. I told him they all had their plusses and minuses."

"Why don't girls in San Francisco wear skirts? Their balls would fall out."

"Roses are red violets are blue celery is green bees are black and yellow please help me I can't stop pumpkins are orange satan is vermillion"

"I recently adopted a highway, since I am unfortunately unable to have a biological highway"

"A woman woke her husband in the middle of the night. ""There's a burglar downstairs eating the cake that I made this morning."" ""Who shall I call"" her husband asked ""police or ambulance?"""