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Joke of the Day

"I bet ""All You Need is Love"" was easier to write on a full stomach."

"*Opens a window and the wind blows 84 hamburger wrappers from my desk.* ""Oh no! My research!!"""

"Two Helium atoms were acting funny HeHe"

"What did Saddam Hussein say every time he played pool? I rack."

"How does Reddit feel about Civil War jokes? Because personally, I General Lee don't find them funny"

"please stop yelling. I put the cucumber slices on your baby's eyes because they looked puffy."

"Me: Baby I know you had a long day so I drew you a bath Her: Ah I can't wait to take it *hands her paper* Me: I used your eyeliner pencil"

"Three-legged dog A three-legged dog walks into a saloon and says to the bartender, ""I'm lookin' fer the guy who shot my paw."""

"Some pages troll us by making a pixel or two on the page black so that we think it's a smudge... why would anyone do that? I just can't put my finger on it."

"Did you hear about the pornstar who had a heart attack whilst filming? He had it coming."