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Joke of the Day

"What should you do if your car's engine is running slow? Get it to do some CARdio"

"[on date] girl: ""id like to if i met mr right, how bout you? have you ever been married"" henry the eighth: ""our food sure is taking a while"""

"Hair pulling during sex is hot unless the whole wig comes off."

"Why couldn't hitler go to the barbecue He burnt the franks"

"Why didn't the magician shave? He made it disabeard.."

"Your mom is so fat She's the trunk of the family tree"

"Did you hear about the three-legged dog that never won an argument? He didn't have a leg to stand on."

"I can totally keep secrets! It's the people I tell them to that can't!"

"How do you dispose of a human body Wait this isn't Google"

"What do you call the sweat between two rednecks making love? Relative humidity."