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Joke of the Day

"I don't understand poor people They keep saying they have ""nothing"", then when there's a flood ot a fire, they say they lost ""everything""."

"[first date] Her: I just love eating clean and staying healthy, you know? Me:*flashback to the time I cry-ate two lasagnas* Totally"

"What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on? steer clear"

"I don't let my kids go online. There's too many PDF files on there!"

"Wise man once say... He who runs in front of car will get tired, He who runs behind car will get exhausted."

"Why are contortionists always angry? Their work usually has them pretty bent out of shape."

"Hey baby, I'm like Fred Flintstone I can really make your bed-rock. Also I live in a cave and don't have any electricity"

"I am rubber, you are glue, that guy is ketchup, this is a terrible Halloween party."

"Hi. Everyone. I created a subreddit for topical news jokes. If you like Colbert, Letterman and Leno's opening monologues, come check it out. /r/newsjokes"

"Kim Jong il is dead? I guess that's the end of HIS Korea."