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Joke of the Day
"I demand a binary world. Everything should be black and white. Or not."
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"Your sex life It doesn't exist"
"A prisoner walks in to a bar Drunken repost of my favorite joke in the world"
"How is giving oral sex similar to smoking a cigarette? The flavor gets stronger the closer you get to the butt."
"I feel sorry for Piers Morgan. He's basically Piers Morgan, trapped in Piers Morgan's body."
"I ate 4 bowls of delicious alphabet soup. After that I had a massive vowel movement."
"How do you know if your wine was made in the 90's? It smells like teen spirit."
"Why are 490 Romans funny? Because XD"
"Jehovah's Witnesses door-to-door success rate would be a lot higher if they partnered up with the Girl Scouts & started selling cookies ..."