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Joke of the Day

"Why did Bill Gates name his company ""MicroSoft"" It is believed ""MicroSoft"" is a brief description of his penis ;-)"

"What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse? A tale of whoa!"

"A woman in a store was complaining vehemently about her bathroom fan. I guess she really needed to vent."

"As far as I can tell, the only thing ghosts do is set up obstacle courses when I have to get up in the middle of the night to pee"

"What famous person is a huge fan of trees? ""Tim ber""ton"

"Where do football directors go when they are fed up? The bored room!"

"[confession booth] me: *sneezes* priest: I'm not falling for that one again dan"

"What do you call a group of transsexual surfers? The radical left."

"What's so dark about blonde jokes? They still haven't figured out how to screw in the lightbulb"

"what did the cloud say to the atmosphere? what the hail was that?!"