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Joke of the Day
"What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean? Nothing, they just waved."
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"When I die... I want to go peacefully in my sleep. Like my father. Not screaming and yelling. Like his passengers"
"""Seek immediate medical help if you experience a resurrection lasting more than 2000 years."""
"I always carry cake, just in case someone pulls a knife on me."
"IPhone and Macbook users."
"What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped."
"Life tip: If you're curious if you've gotten fat, have a kid draw your picture."
"if you're in a sports bar but don't understand sports just keep repeating the phrase ""damn they gotta get him the ball."" everyone will agree"
"I asked a guy if he could hold my joke for me. guy ""Jokes aren't a thing, you can't hold them!"" me ""Wow, just can't take a joke can you."""
"What do you call a Muslim ganglord with a penchant for Noodles? Ramendon"