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Joke of the Day
"I always carry cake, just in case someone pulls a knife on me."
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"Whats's better than roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ."
"Did you guys hear that Ellen Degeneres died? Yeah, they found her face down in Ricki Lake."
"How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb? We may never know the truth."
"What is it called when you butt dial from your front pocket? A cockadial"
"My great great grandfather died at Custer's last stand? He didn't die fighting he was camping nearby and went over to complain about the noise."
"Why does the american border patrol guard take Xanax? To stop hispanic attacks."
"a muslim couple goes hunting and accidentally shot an ape. ""ouch, that's a shame. can we eat him so he wouldn't die in vain?"" said the girl. ""no, we cant"" the guy replied. ""why?"" ""it's Haram, Bae"""
"Who knows how to sing Mariah Carey songs? Not Mariah Carey"
"Police men knock on the door..... Somebody knocks on door: Who is there? Police? What do you want? We want to talk. How many of you are there? Two. So talk with each other."