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Joke of the Day
"What Metallica song does Captain America hate? Trapped Under Ice."
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"A friend once asked if I wanted to hear a racist joke... Her: Wanna hear a racist joke? Me: Sure. Her: Howe Luong is a Chinese man. It took me all day to get that one."
"Just walking down the ""Gluten Free"" aisle, secretly dropping boxes of Twinkies in everyone's carts."
"14 sent a text asking me to pick her up from school and added ""not in your pajamas"" so I'm wearing hers because good moms listen"
"I like my chocolate like I like my men. Rich."
"[oc] I just bought a new computer. It is Made in Jamaica. Runs really fast, but doesn't do anything useful."
"My wallet is like an onion. When I open it, it makes me cry."
"two Odessa women fall out with each other: - Oh, you old whore! - Sarah! I do not understand, what's age got to do with It ?!"
"What did the gay Zombie crave? BRIANS."
"What happened when the dog went to the flea circus? He stole the show!"