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Joke of the Day
"I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here."
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"Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate Halloween. I guess they don't appreciate random people knocking at their doors all the time."
"I interviewed for a new secretary today and the last girl blew it. So, she starts tomorrow."
"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I don't jelly my cock down a bitches throat."
"[street fight] Come at me bro!! *guy rips off his shirt revealing bulging muscles *I rip off my shirt revealing another shirt & run away"
"What Do Ghosts Like To Stare At? BooBees."
"Round the Mountain by Sheelagh B. Cummin"
"Yeah, but is it Tyrannosauri Rex or Tyrannosaurus Rexes? *The Jehovahs Witness slams my own door in my face"
"Post your original made up joke. No old jokes you've already posted. Here's mine: How did the Asian porn-star become president? By Generar Erection!"
"Has anyone seen the movie Constipated? No? Thats because it never came out..."