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Joke of the Day

"I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here."

"What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off an apologize."

"What do Kermit The Frog'S fingers smell like? Bacon."

"I hope death is a woman. That way, it will never come for me."

"What did Dr Frankenstein get when he put his goldfish's brain in the body of his dog? I don't know but it is great at chasing submarines."

"Did you ever hear about that movie constipation? No? Well that's because it never came out"

"A woman I met had 13 children all named David. When I asked her how she calls just one of them, she said, ""Oh that's easy; I just call them by their last names."""

"On sunday remember to turn your clocks back an hour And on tuesday vote Trump to set our country back 60 years."

"A cheers for women's underwear... ...they might not be the best thing, but they are the closest thing to it"

"Did you here the one about the midget that finally admitted he was gay? He came out of the cupboard."