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Joke of the Day
"How does a Xenomorph reveal its sexuality to friends and family? At night. Mostly."
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"I tried searching on Google for 'Lost Medieval Servant Boy'. It told me 'This Page Cannot Be Found'."
"I'd pay someone to push me out of pictures when I'm drunk."
"My cow got Parkinson's Now she only produces milkshakes."
"What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work? I missed you"
"Oh no I got so excited that you texted me that I accidentally replied 11 thousand times and then swung into your house on a rope"
"My wife said that I set up the baby monitor wrong. Apparently it's not supposed to be duct-taped to the baby's ankle."
"Sometimes an unfollow can be so therapeutic."
"Some people say , well I'm glad I'm not as crazy as Jon . And I'm like glad I'm not as crazy as the people in the loony bin . The people in the loony Ben are like.... I'm glad I'm a squirrel."