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Joke of the Day
"Sasquatch is just a regular quatch who tells it like it is."
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"What's the most encouraging calisthenic? Chin-ups!"
"It's hard to explain puns to Kleptomaniacs Because they always take things literally."
"How much does a birdhouse cost? I don't know the exact price but I know they're pretty cheep"
"I've been sitting here trying to think of a French joke, and I almost have one that works. Unfrotunately, it went on strike."
"guy next to me on my flight is just staring forward. no movie, no book, nothing. so its been nice knowing you I'm about to be murdered"
"As far as I can tell, the only thing ghosts do is set up obstacle courses when I have to get up in the middle of the night to pee"
"What's the difference between a microwave and anal sex? A microwave won't Brownen your meat"
"Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up."
"I am so bored in my current profession. I am thinking of becoming a bartender... ...to shake things up a bit."