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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Tigger and Pooh? I've never smeared tigger on my face"

"Come to the Dark Side... We have Girl Scouts! ... I mean, we have Brownies! ... Dang it, I mean, we have COOKIES"

"Trying to grab a stall after lunch as a male. It's a crap shoot."

"What is small furry and smells like bacon? A hamster."

"I want a girl who asks me to do things that I have to Google."

"Your baby was cute until I realized you're on the same flight as me. Now your baby is stupid."

"I saw a lake monster!!! He was walking up out of the water and onto the shore!!! Littorally!!!"

"I'm thinking of visiting Saudi Arabia based on the upcoming week's forecast It's mostly Sunni"

"My kids have voted, and the results are in. It's official, I've been elected the President of Empty Threats."

"What does a Jewish wife make for dinner? Reservations."