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Joke of the Day

"Bob drowned... , so at his funeral we put a life jacket over his grave. It is what he would have wanted."

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"How do you make a door hold water? You open it slightly so it's ajar."
"All I want is for someone to pretend to love me for who I am, then gradually change me over a period of several years until we both hate me."
"Every Woman has a V, What am I? I start with a ""v"" and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes."
"Which route should you take through the woods when riding a fizzy horse? The psycho-path!"
"If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?"
"A Mexican man has two penises. What did he name them? Jose and Hose B."
"Wife: Let's go out and have some fun tonight. Me: Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on."
"What does a girl have in common with a camel? They both have a camel toe."
"""Instead of putting this away, I'll leave it right here for the next time I need it."" - Men"