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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a door hold water? You open it slightly so it's ajar."
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"So my friends and I were having a debate over Mortal Komabt We concluded Sub-Zero is definitely cooler than Scorpion"
"My ""I'm enraged!"" status update on Facebook garnered a lot of congratulations from people who don't read well."
"Why is a woman lie a hurricane? When she comes she's wet and wild, but when she leaves she takes the house, the car and the kids..."
"Dolls have given us an unrealistic image of women. For example, Russian women do not contain smaller Russian women inside them."
"What's big and black and excites Reddit admins? A censorship bar."
"My girlfriend asked me to give her 12 inches and make it hurt... So I fucked her twice and slapped her"
"Always carry $100,000 cash on you at all times in case you ever feel like getting a sandwich from an airport."
"So a guy walks into a bar with a gun... Who had sex with my wife!!? A man shouts from the back, *you don't have enough bullets bro*!"
"If I had a million dollars for every time I lost money... I'd have $43."