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Joke of the Day

"Checked into a hotel expecting one night stand but there were 2! Mighty pleased."

"My stoner neighbors got divorced but it's okay because they got joint custody"

"My dad thought it would be a good idea to show my girlfriend my baby photos. ""You haven't changed at all."" she laughed. ""That's enough of the naked ones, please."" I told him."

"What is a kinda cool vegetable? Radish"

"When Oasis broke up, my girlfriend was so upset. I told her to stop crying her heart out."

"Jesus went to Wal-Mart He couldn't believe all the savings."

"Q: Why couldn't the blonde manage to make Ice-Cubes? A: She couldn't find the recipe."

"Why did the hoagie go to the shrink? He was having problems with his sub-conscious."

"I was walking thru the graveyard the other morning... Saw a guy kneeling behind a headstone. I walked up to him and greeted him ""Morning!"" He replied, ""Nah, I'm just taking a shit"""

"Birds do it. Bees do it. Even educated fleas do it. Let's do it. Let's fly into a window."