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Joke of the Day
"I skipped 9 puns and killed the last one... That's a pun in ten dead."
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"Me: *in bed with dogs* *car drives down street* Dogs: HOW DARE YOU MAKE A NOISE WHILE OUR HUMAN IS SLEEPING, WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?"
"Have you seen www.boomerang .com? Yes I return to it again and again."
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