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Joke of the Day

"Sammy just bought a new pair of pants. He's explaining to Dean that these pants were specially fitted for dancing. ""Ballroom?"" Dean asks. ""Not much,"" Sammy replies."

"Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because they weren't born yesterday."

"Why couldn't the expert fisherman get any dates? Because he said he was a master baiter."

"NASA: you've been selected to spend a year on the space station ME: wow that's awesome NASA: you and your entire family! ME: oh ok no thanks"

"Sexy is when a woman is hot enough to flaunt it but chooses not to."

"When a wife is laughing at her husband's jokes, it means they have guests at home."

"Prison counts as a gated community, right?"

"I just farted in an elevator. Which was wrong on so many levels."

"I'm gonna win that PS4 from Taco Bell tomorrow"

"My friend just broke up with her man. I really helped her through the break up by letting her know he's no good in bed anyway."