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Joke of the Day

"I bought shoes from a drug dealer I don't know what he laced them with, but I 've been tripping all day!"

"Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton walk into a bar... And the joke is on us."

"My grandad has the heart of a lion... ...and a lifetime ban from the Edinburgh zoo"

"New evidence has been found outside the Pistorius home that completely acquits him of his girlfriend's murder. Footprints"

"What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor? A pachydermatologist."

"The biggest problem with prostitution as a career path... All the jobs are entry level"

"Why did the bicycle fall over? it was too tired!"

"Police arrested two kids in my neighborhood today. One was drinking battery acid the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off."

"If Trump and Hillary are both drowning and you could only save one... What type of sandwich would you make?"

"What's the difference between very large building and pigeon? just one 's'. One is skyscraper and the other one is skycraper."