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Joke of the Day

"A student asks his maths teacher.. Student:Do you believe in god? Teacher:Well,I believe in higher powers."

"Did you hear about the kind and humble Jew that donated a lot of money to charity? Neither did I."

"Why did the Orange stop rolling? It ran out of juice!!!"

"Q: What do massage therapists eat for dinner? A: Spa-ghetti."

"Last rites? Over my dead body..."

"What do you do when you're racist and all the immigrants exhaust you? You kip."

"Meow What do you call a cat who watches dirty movies? A purrvert."

"Did you hear about the couple who got married in a gymnasium? It didn't work out."

"To convert Celsius to Fahrenheit to double Celsius and add thirty. To convert someone to Mormonism you double the wives and add 17 kids."

"I swear to drunk I'm not God, but seriously, stay in drugs, eat school, and don't do vegetables."