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Joke of the Day

"/!\ AP Breaking News /!\ Sheltered Rich White Southerner Uses Racial Slurs But Says It's Not Hateful"

"I was doing manual handling training at work today. I've been picking it up really well."

"Dark humor is like a child with cancer... It never gets old"

"My dad just lost his leg in a motorcycle accident Now his feet only smell half as bad."

"Whats the square root of 69? Ate something"

"Barack Obama 1,000,000 people showed up to his inauguration, only 14 missed work."

"whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr Dre"

"Just got off the phone with my mom. She had a nice talk."

"Well quit blocking my knife if you don't like being stabbed in the hands."

"Why don't Indians like snow? Because it's white and on their land"