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Joke of the Day

"I'm getting tired of riding to work from New Jersey to Manhattan with my neighbors I guess I'm getting Carpool Tunnel syndrome"

"What do you call an underwater dog? A sub woofer!"

"How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe."

"Why does the ocean roar? You would too if you had crabs on your bottom and oysters in your bed."

"During the stone age, long before Facebook, man was already experiencing the desire to express on a wall what he had eaten."

"What did the priest say to the altar boy who liked chickens Cock-a-diddle-you"

"America was not shut down properly. Would you like to restart America in safe mode, with free healthcare & without the guns? (Recommended)"

"North Korea is back online after internet outage. Sources say South Korea changed the wifi password."

"If you ever get really mad. All you have to do is think about a T-Rex trying to pick up a basketball."

"How do you recycle a condom Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it."