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Joke of the Day
"What do you give the blonde that has everything? Penicillin."
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"Praying Mantis wife: Are u cheating on me? Praying Mantis husband [his missing head replaced by a marble]: What on earth gave u that idea?"
"Better than a Cuppa Joe! With a picture of a rooster...hahaha http://poptrendz.com/collections/t-shirts/products/womens-t-shirt-2"
"Hey Seattle do you want to win a Superbowl???? "" No thanks we'll pass!! """
"An ISIS recruit asks his wife.. ""Let's try 69 tonight"" Wife says, ""You should rather try 72"". She then blows him up."
"What is the difference between a cocktail and a dickbutt? You order a dickbutt at a gay bar."
"""I"" before ""E"", except after ""C"". That's an efficient rule. Very efficient. Yep...efficient."
"What's the hardest thing about skateboarding? Telling your parents you're gay."
"What's a parrot's favourite song? I love Parrots in the Springtime!"
"I used to go to the physician just like you, but then I took an hammer to the knee."