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Joke of the Day
"What has 200 teeth and holds back Godzilla? My zipper"
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"What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention? The caterer."
"What do you call Shaka Zulu with a Fire Cracker? BOOM-SHAKA-LAKA!"
"The inventor of the salad spinner would be spinning in his grave if he would have been buried in a salad spinner."
"What do your mother and a marathon have in common? They are both doable as long as you don't mind following a bunch of black guys."
"When our kids were teenagers we moved; hoping it would help with family strife. It didn't work, unfortunately. They found us."
"I live with my wife in a two story house... ""I'm too tired"" and ""I have a headache"" are the only two stories I hear..."
"What is something long and hard that a Polish Bride gets on her wedding day? A last name."
"""GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND WE MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD FOR ANYTHING"" ""sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"" ""Oh rad, bring it in"""
"I am born to mixed-race parents ...but my mom preferred the 100 metres."