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Joke of the Day
"I've had good' tattooed down my cock. I like to see a bit of good in everyone."
Next Joke
"I just got a photo from a speeding camera through the mail... I just got a photo from a speeding camera through the mail. I sent it right back way too expensive and really bad quality."
"Stephen Hawking says we've got about 1,000 years to find a new place to live. That isn't even enough time for my girlfriend to pack."
"What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit? Hare in your milk!"
"My favorite underwear is camouflage... Because no one can see me cumming."
"Kenny G. walks into an elevator... and says, ""Man, this place is HAPPENING!"""
"My buddy went to a Halloween party as Jesus on the cross... Everyone said he pretty much nailed it"
"What's the difference between an intern and bird shit? No one intentionally steps on bird shit."
"A man walks into a bar... ...and then he leaves."
"Sex is like pizza... If you are using bbq sauce, you better know what the fuck you are doing."