199821

Joke of the Day

"Hey girl... Hey girl I have a saving account and a dick. One is really big and one is really small but either way you will be satisfied"

"My grandmother used to wakeup and head for the bathroom . along the wat she would say with a raised voice 'o Jesus christ' Soon after my grandfather passed away she asked me to move the coffee table"

"My neighbors are gay I guess you could say I'm by sexuals"

"A. Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms? Q. They think their picture is being taken."

"""Risky Star"" What kind of a star can be risky? . . A shooting star!"

"Fishing There is a fine line between fishing, and just standing on the shore looking like an idiot"

"If I could, I would avoid every conversation by making that beeping truck sound while slowly backing away from people as they approach me."

"Our team is doing so badly that ""Manager of the Month"" isn't an award. It's an appointment!"

"*opens door* trick or treat? ""It's October 14th"" I'm dressed as a time traveller *scraps dinner off plate into his bag* ""touche"""

"I got busted visiting Texas. For trying to smuggle in books. Luckily, I got off on a technicality. No one could prove they were books."