199821

Joke of the Day

"Hey girl... Hey girl I have a saving account and a dick. One is really big and one is really small but either way you will be satisfied"

"Why, with twice the population of the United States at the time didn't China invent the airplane first? Well, two Wongs don't make a Wright."

"I hate when I give people nicknames like ""stupid face"" on my phone and I cant remember who the stupid face is."

"Happy March 14th to all the MEN out there.... (not sure what it is?? GOOGLE IT)"

"What's a pirate's favorite letter? you may think it be R, but a pirates true love is for the C (sea)"

"I've fallen in love with my tailor. What can I say, he suits me"

"Dr. Seuss would have CRUSHED it on 8 Mile."

"How many Russians does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to hold the bulb and other to drink until the room spins."

"I like my woman just like my cucumbers Pickled"

"A group of protesters gather outside a physics lab ""What do we want?"" ""Time travel"" ""When do we want it?"" ""Irrelevant"""