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Joke of the Day

"A C-string walks into a bar... A C-string walks into a bar and points to a char next to a float. ""Can I join you?"" he asks. The float replies ""You're not my type"" and orders a double."

"Why did the skeleton's dick float? because he had a hollow weenie."

"What do, you call a handicapped person with a, vasectomy? A seedless, vegetable."

"When do virgin guys get some ass ? when their fingers go through the toilet paper"

"One day, I hope you choke on all the shit you talk."

"Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia. And so do I..."

"I suck telling jokes.. Because I start laughing even before I reach the punchline. The doctor says I have a premature hehejaculation."

"im more than just a birth year and a death year so my tombstone will instead be engraved with a handful of random years i remember enjoying"

"My parents were like siblings. And according to the police that was, like, a problem."

"First rule of ADHD club: Never talk about..Nice hat. You ever own a hamster? I did. Died. Watch me do a cartwheel! Ok, who wants brownies?"