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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my cars Fast, loud, used off craigslist."
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"Why are there no casinos in China? Because the Chinese don't like Tibet..."
"Why does Ariel wear seashells? Because she can't fit into D shells"
"What do you call a personal laptop floating in the ocean? A Dell - Rolling In The Deep"
"Roses are red, violets are blue Enjoy the cancer I just gave to you"
"They told us to get in formation So, I started investigating."
"Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11....... a suicide."
"What do you call a marathon runner that refuses to stop? A joggernaut."
"My youngest brother told me this one, he laughed for hours afterwards. What's worse than being a butt-half? Being a butt-whole!"
"Why are tennis equipment factories so loud? Because everyone's making a racket."