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Joke of the Day
"Whats Black White and Red allover Detroit in winter"
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"Knock Knock.. Who's there? Knock Knock.. Who's there? Knock Knock.. Who's there? Open the door! I'm the pilot."
"You have to remember to be sensitive with jokes about the events in Paris. One mean joke and the reaction could be Explosive"
"Batman Daughter ask; BD - What is puberty? B- Do you bleed? BD - ... B - You Will"
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"What type of music do lightning bolts listen to? -Rock and Roll"
"Not saying dogs are better than kids in every aspect; but good luck finding a kid willing to lick up his own vomit."
"It's been the ""longest week ever"" for Janet on facebook, a woman that I know for a fact works 40 hours has been on facebook for 37 of them"
"If Microsoft releases a car... If Microsoft releases a car called Win10 . The same car would fit all size of drivers, from ants to Whales."
"""Oh look, it's sleeping!"" ""Oh look, it's sleeping!"" ""Oh look, it's sleeping!"" -every trip to the zoo, ever"