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Joke of the Day

"Hamburger My Chinese girlfriend came up with this, please don't groan. Where do you go to get a burger on the internet? McDownloads!"

"What's hard and hairy and sticks out of your pajamas at night? Your head."

"I remember as a child, lying in bed waiting for Santa to come... Then there was always that awkward silence as he got dressed and left."

"What is a Jamaican's favorite video game? Smoke-a-mon"

"You can tell that a train has a gambling problem... When it spends all its time at the track."

"Why should you use a 1 iron during a thunder storm Even god couldn't hit a one iron"

"I've never thought about suicide until now... But it might cheer me up if you tried."

"Excuses are like asses: everyone has them and they all stink."

"How do you get rid of an itch? Start from scratch."

"A leper gave me the finger the other day I was upset, but I still did the right thing and gave it back"