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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you cross 50 Shades of Grey with Blurred Lines? A greydient"
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"Explaining a fountain to a 3rd world country must be weird. 'Yeah we just shoot clean water into the air and throw our extra money into it'."
"Woman goes to the doctor... Woman goes to the doctor and says, ""Everytime I sneeze I have an orgasam."" The doctor asks, ""What have you been doing for it?"" She replies, ""Snorting pepper."""
"The people of Dubai don't like the Flintstones... ...but the people of Abu Dhabi do."
"A man was murdered in a Black Pudding factory... They drowned him in cold blood."
"I would lose weight ... But I hate losing ..."
"What's the difference between a punchline and a cute girl? Sometimes I get the punchline :("
"What is a ghost-proof bicycle? One with no spooks in it."
"Two law students walk into a bar, one says to the other... Gee, I hope we pass"
"Two balloons are floating in the desert. one balloon says to the other, ""hey! watch out for that cactussssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss"""