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Joke of the Day

"Remember the game where you would take turns yelling, ""Penis!"" in public? Life was so simple before 9/11."

"What's the difference between purple and pink? The grip."

"Why did the grape cross the road? To get away from the grapefruit."

"What do you call a midget with leprosy? A leperchaun!"

"I walked into a shop yesterday... 14 stitches."

"How does one refer to intentionally harming the national bird of the U.S? It's an ill-eagle activity"

"Drop down towl for 200 $oh yes he probably came to bring my 200 euro's he owed me He borrowed it from me yesterday"

"What do you call a french gayman? A faguette."

"Jokes about fat people aren't funny. They just don't work out."

"Why don't girls have beards? It's in their ""jeans"" ;)"