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Joke of the Day
"I think Taylor Swift might actually just be an instagram filter"
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"What does a ship say when it is cold? Shiver me timbers!"
"Helium Some helium walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, ""I'm sorry, but we don't serve noble gasses here."" The helium doesn't react."
"There are 2 types of people in the world... Those who can extrapolate conclusions from incomplete data..."
"What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo, apparently."
"I went to the zoo to see some wild animals, however they had only one animal It was a shitzu."
"You can put a satire warning on whatever you want. People who think Onion stories are real do not know what that word means."
"Why do Belgians eat their french fries out of a funnel? They never want to lose a brown one once they've been burned"
"Where did the salami go on holiday? Costa Deli-Sol"
"This is so embarrassing, what's your name again? - me, the first 30 times I meet everyone"