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Joke of the Day

"I think Taylor Swift might actually just be an instagram filter"

"The police are taking me downtown for an interview and I didn't even apply for the job."

"What's the difference between a mosquito and a nympho? A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it"

"Why did the Mexican take Xanax? To control Hispanic attacks"

"What does pubic hair and parsley have in common? You just push them both aside and keep on eating."

"In the 50's the pot called the kettle a different word."

"If Lance Armstrong can't keep his awards he should just take his ball and go home."

"They cloned a man without his permission. Was he angry? He was just beside himself."

"How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Only juan."

"My tree went missing..... so I took a picture of it and nailed it to a dog."