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Joke of the Day

"Not to get technical But according to chemistry alcohol is technically a solution"

"Indian Election Joke... How can you get one million Indian youths into a polling(voting) booth at the same time? Tell them there's a Call Center Job Inside!"

"Jimmy was blowing bubbles in the bathtub... then Bubbles got up and left."

"My phone tried to auto-correct ""f*cking"" to ""f*ck king,"" and I was like hell yeah I am."

"Jesus walks into a bar... and orders a water. Bartender says ""Not this shit again Jesus."""

"One More Hilarious Vampire Joke ...actually it sucks."

"The first rule of Chinese Whisper Club: Don't talk about Tiny Whiskers Grub."

"How does it feel to be a famous rock-and-roll musician? Fan-fucking-tastic!"

"Why can't java programmers see well? Because of the eclipse."

"My girlfriend just got mad and accused me of stalking her. Well, she's not actually my girlfriend yet."