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Joke of the Day
"My friend took a whole bottle of chill pills and chilled himself"
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"I just donated some money to the maintainers of a Linux distribution derived from Red Hat \*tips fedora\*"
"What is the quickest way to get Trump out of The White House?? Put Monica Lewinsky in there. She's not the hero we deserve, but she'd be da real MVP we need right now."
"Sorry people with seeing eye dogs that say 'No petting'. What you can't see won't hurt you."
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"Why is the ocean so salty? Because the land never waves back"
"My dad, contemplating Brexit and the board game Risk, ""Well, Europe has always been hard to hold."""