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Joke of the Day
"I didn't like my new haircut But then it grew on me"
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"My 5 year old hasn't said a word in the car after I convinced him that the volume control on our stereo ejects his car seat."
"When you complain about dropping your phone remember that there are people who are starving who'll totally make you another one."
"What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry Potter escaped the chambers."
"What goes clip-clop clip-clop bang!? An Amish drive-by shooting."
"You Gotta Hand It to Leprechauns Because they Can't Reach It!"
"Yo mama is so fat.. When she goes to McDonalds and order 20 Burgers , 30 fries and 100 pieces of nuggets, they still ask her . ""Having here or take away? ""."
"What does a cynical Irishman drink? Whiskey sour"
"I got my little brother a Cisformer for his birthday It's like a transformer, but it starts out as a car and stays that way"
"Girls are like puppies. If you don't take them out enough, they'll poop on your rug. SERIOUSLY ASHLEY ON MY RUG??"