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Joke of the Day

"How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Put him in the microwave 'till his Bill Withers."

"If you can read but still watch the Kardashians please donate your unused literacy to someone who might use it."

"Want to hear about the worst blowjob I ever had? It was awesome"

"The homework is due on Monday. ""Can I get an extension?"" The homework is due on Monday.png"

"Why does a hummingbird hum? It forgot the lyrics."

"I always wondered why my girlfriend's ex had his fist clenched when he saw me with her. Then it hit me."

"I painted my computer black to make it run faster. Plugged it in and high voltage sho(r)t it."

"Don't try to understand women. Women understand women, that's why they hate each other."

"Why did Kevin's Ice cream fall down? Because he was hit by a truck"

"tomorrow is national microphone day... check 12/12/12"