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Joke of the Day

"Sorry I ate that banana so slowly at your grandpa's funeral."

"Me: So you're an Atheist? Him: Yup! Me: So what year is it? Him: 2015 Me: based on how years are counted after a certain birth?"

"What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull-dozer."

"Great News! If you quit being cunty the whole world will stop being against you!"

"What happens in Vegas will most likely cost you a fortune in dry cleaning."

"Zombies must be great with girls. They're always getting into their guts."

"""HOW MUCH FOR THE GREEN SMART CAR?"" ""Ma'am, that's a watermelon"""

"What's faster than the speed of light? A female untagging herself from an unflattering photo."

"The definition of irony; Not knowing the difference between a definition, and an example."

"If you were anti-pencil Would you be erasist?"