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Joke of the Day
"There are two muffins in an oven. The one muffin says to the other one, ""Woah, a silent muffin!"""
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"A little Jewish boy asks his father if he can borrow 50 dollars. His dad says, ""50 dollars?! Why the heck do you need 40 dollars? 30 dollars is a LOT of money!"""
"First day as a drug dealer. Made a ton of sales. Boy are people forgetful, they all left their wallets at home.Gonna be rich tomorrow though"
"Me: I'd like to report a disturbance. Police Dispatcher: Okay, where sir? Me: In the force, I can feel it."
"How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and 95 in the ashtray."
"Taken 9 (2021): She got married she's with her husband relax man"
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