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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a turtle that sends pictures to everyone? a Snapping Turtle"
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"what's green and smells like pork? Kermit the frog's finger."
"Damn girl, are you Reddit? Cus you repeat the same stupid shit over and ov-- Aww shit........."
"Too drowsy to operate heavy machinery. Moving on to light firearms."
"""If you film it, they will cum."" That's the tagline for my new baseball porno, Field of Creams. Based on the life of Hoeless Joe."
"Amazon Review: A History of Criminals Not a bad book. Prose and cons."
"Im so glad I learned sign language its pretty handy"
"A Blonde Walks Into A Bar... she says ""OUCH""."
"What's got four legs and one arm? A Rottweiler."
"While people argue about the glass being half empty or half full...I'll just be drinking from the bottle !"