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Joke of the Day

"If the opposite of ""pro"" is ""con""... Then what's the opposite of ""progress?"""

"How long does it take for an African mom to shit? 9 months..."

"What kind of shoes to frogs like ? Open toad sandals !"

"Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone? Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for."

"How can you tell if a man is happy? Who Cares?"

"7 out of 10 people believe in Life after death. The other 3 don't even like cereal."

"I'm going back to my surgeon to get my dressing changed tomorrow. Or, to put it another way... I'm seeking redress from the man who cut me."

"Times are tough, my daughter just repossessed a paper airplane she made me, over a quarter I owed her from yesterday"

"What would santa be if he was a farmer? A jolly rancher."

"I was watching tv with my mom & she was amazed a blind guy didn't care his son was missing & I was like outta sight outta mind am I right"