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Joke of the Day
"A real ""nonstop flight"" would be terrifying."
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"School is like a boner It's long and hard unless you're asian."
"What does an antisemite say when he rolls five of a kind? ""Nazi!"""
"Why is ""Z"" afraid of all of the other letters? Because they're Not-Z's (*Nazis*)"
"There are 16 types of people in the world Those who understand Hexadecimal, and F the rest."
"Are you a fan of nintendo? because i wanna see your amiiboobs."
"So some Mexican lady named Patricia listened to the new Adele and cried so much she's flooding Mexico"
"Daddy Are you my son?"
"I'm jobless. I'm making a career out of it."
"Unfortunately a skeleton couldn't go the prom He had nobody to go with."