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Joke of the Day

"""What did you do today, mommy?"" ""I invented names, like 'Grand Theft Anal' and 'Mortal Cumbath"" on Twitter, and you?"""

"Why is african education so behind? Because instead of learning their abcs they learn their stds"

"I wanted sleeve tattoos but keep it 'professional'. So now when I'm naked, it looks like I'm wearing a Brooks Brothers shirt with nipples."

"Why does Tiger Woods have a bad sex life? He always finishes in the least amount of strokes."

"I'm so tired of seeing cheesy puns on reddit all the time... I swiss they would just stop already."

"Waiter there is a fly in my soup ! Hold on sir I'll get the fly spray !"

"TIL How to Time Travel And man do I miss Reddit."

"What do you call someone who smokes two doobies at once? Double jointed. What do you call someone who can smoke three at once? Dead. Don't do drugs."

"I wonder why so many of us don't read our own emails and texts closely... ...until AFTER we have hat the 'send' button."

"What did you get for your birthday? Another year!"