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Joke of the Day

"How many Freudian psychologists does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2: One to screw in the bulb, and one to hold the penis... LADDER, I MEAN LADDER!"

"What do you call a bodyless person, without a nose? Nobody Nose."

"How many Tourette's sufferers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fuck you god damn shit cunt just one of us asshole bitch bastard!"

"Pepsi backwards... Is pep"

"Adolf Hitler has been judged very harshly by history however.. he did kill Hitler. NB: stolen from Jimmy Carr"

"Don't people who say ""cray cray"" realize how stew stew they sound?"

"Why did Tigger get stuck in the toilet? He was looking for pooh."

"Why did Mickey Mouse leave Minnie Mouse? She was fuckin' Goofy."

"Counselor: Wash your face. I can see what you had for breakfast. Henry: If you're so smart what did I have? Counselor: Eggs. Henry: Wrong. I had eggs yesterday!"

"Me: That tree is impeckable ""Don't you mean impeccable?"" *cut to woodpecker with a broken beak* Me: No. Also how did you pick up on that?"