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Joke of the Day

"Had a dream some of my friends were mooning me, woke up at the crack of Don."

"The lord said unto John, ""Come forth and receive eternal life,"" but john came fifth and won a toaster."

"I met this amazing girl while speed dating. We stayed up all night and day just talking and giggling and I guess speed will do that to you."

"Did you hear about the new Clinton computer? It has 6 inches of RAM and no memory!"

"Trees are allergic to bees.. ..when bees get too close, [they break out in hives.] (/spoiler) Original joke! Edit: Grammar"

"I finally watched Bokeback Mountain... I learned that when two cowboys go up into the mountains, the sheep have nothing to worry about!"

"What does a Walrus and Tupperware have in common? They both enjoy a tight Seal."

"Damn! I'm still writing Slovakia on my Czechs!"

"What hired killer never goes to jail? The exterminator."

"So what do Islam and Subway Sandwich Shop have in common? A: They both had a pedophile spokesman. http://www.citizenliberty.com/2015/11/so-what-do-islam-and-subway-common.html"