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Joke of the Day
"What's a philosophers favorite toy? Plato"
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"Did you hear about the guy who invented the Hokey Pokey? He just passed away and they had troubles putting him in the coffin. When they put his left leg in his right leg came out."
"A jew buys a round of drinks for the entire bar ."
"*Soccer Commentator* 'Adopted Children F.C. are having a great season, they might even make the playoffs this year if they can sort out their weakest position.' 'Nobody wants to be left back!'"
"What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft? A-flat minor."
"What's the difference between... a G-Spot and a golf ball? A man will actually search for a golf ball."
"Need quick joke idea before I leave work My boss is requiring me to tell one funny quick joke before I leave work. I need your help Reddit!"
"I just bought a 3D kindle. Or a book as it is more commonly known."
"My friend asked me to change a dollar bill to four quarters... ...so I tore it in half twice."
"What has 3 legs and 3 eyes? Three pirates"